Susie loves water. Like a dolphin loves the water.
To a normal human, Venice is a bit of a tourist trap. Here is a city of 60,000 that often has 150,000 tourist descend upon it. They have all the hallmarks of hyper-tourism. They have posted prices that apply only under very narrow circumstances. For example, a $5 sandwich becomes a $7.50 sandwich if you sit down rather than order from the counter. But if you attempt to pay at the counter, they pleasantly encourage you to sit down and wait for your panini. Since there is not indication that price varies with the location of my posterior, we all sit and incur the $15 penalty (6 times the extra $1.50 per sandwich).